So this week our on-scene reporter has caught up with Trump to get his insight on his new post as Chair Emeritus of the blacks. As many of you know, his post has been quite controversial. There have been charges that his post is nothing more than Rovian window-dressing to cover his racial insensitivity and defense of racists. The small group of supporters (and getting smaller every day) has insisted that Trump’s post is sincere (sincere in lodging conspiracy theories and routing out racist reverse racist).
So when we catch up with Trump, he has just finished lending his credibility to the Aggrieved White Students on campus. He had appeared on the main dais, nodding in agreement that it is time for the white students at the 94% white campus to push back on the hostility of the wimmins and the blacks. Although he didn’t address the crowd, his tacit approval was shown by his mere presence and affirmations of the attacks on open debate with the beleaguered minority community on campus.
So our reporter asked Trump, “So how can someone who claims to be sincere about blacking out the bigotry and oppression surround himself and support such characters full of racial resentment?” Trumps response of course was self-serving, of course offering up fervent denials and stating that he and only he and his group of noted black out experts knew what real and actual racism was and unfortunately, no such real or actual racism exists on this campus, Trump smirks.
“But, Mr. T, surely, you have to take note of the criticism that there are no people of color on your faculty.” Trump offers, “Well, the faculty is open to anyone who wants to join but we have a few ground rules. If you don’t agree that the problem of racism is the 6% of minorities who aren’t open to honest and fair debate and who won’t let me and my Faculty of the Aggrieved set the agenda and frame the debate, well you can see how their presence would not be helpful to our goals. In fact, we have had to revoke an invitation to the Faculty of the Aggrieved because one invited poopy-head ex-member wouldn’t go along with the plan.”
“I see, Mr. T. But surely, you have placed controversial figures in high-ranking positions on the Faculty of the Aggrieved. Given the composition of your Aggrieved Faculty, doesn’t it seem a bit hypocritical to then bar certain demographics from your faculty and then bar membership because a member failed to fall in line? Some might say it is authoritarian.”
“Well, see, as I said, anyone can join. All they have to do is ask. I reserve the right to decide that certain trouble-makers are fine but others are just not okay. Again, we want to black out bigotry which is a much different goal than erasing hate. And besides some people are just too angry and we don’t want to have to dumb everything down for them. We feel what is important and should be the priority to deal with the racism is to black out bigotry, building a place where the feelings of the Aggrieved are coddled and held ever so gently,” Trump said.
“Okay, so of the recent departure, any plans for a proper memorial.”
“Yes, in fact, keeping with the goals of our department of window dressing the erasing of hate and instead blacking out the bigotry, we will be holding a “Music from the Blacks that Inspire You” video session. Everyone is invited.”
Well thanks, Mr. LT for your time. I’m glad you explained your plans.
Until next time, Black out the Bigotry 2012!!!!111ONE