I thought it was just me.
Was I the only one who could hear the sound of Marcus Bachmann's voice and wonder what a closeted homosexual was doing being married to a woman, AND being the head of a Pray Away the Gay outfit?
Apparently not. And the rumblings are starting to build.
The first one to break the silence and blurt it out publicly?
Jon. (Thanks to Murasaki for the tip)
Then, around 7 oclock this morning EST Cher broke from a deep sleep, startled by a disturbing oracle which appeared to her right in the middle of her beauty rest:
I think she meant: "Welcome to Burlesque Costume HUSBAND." Darn that Twitter character retriction. Then, after a few hours of being comforted by her followers on Twitter, she followed up with:
So the word is starting to get out. But now I have another question.
How does a strong christian woman like Michelle Bachmann first of all spend a night with let alone marry a guy like Marcus Bachmann, and not know that the only reason he's such a gay hater is because of the self loathing his family instilled in him decades ago?
One way is that the closeted homosexual is married to a closeted lesbian. And they both have some sort of pre-nup that lets them survive their christianity and their conservative values while keeping each others' sexual tastes a secret.
Is Michelle Bachmann a lesbian? I don't know. I'm just saying that it's the only thing that makes sense to this homosexual blogger.