Just for fun, in light of House Republicans' red-faced bawl -- sorry, brawl - over the suggestion that people use much more energy-efficient compact fluorescent bulbs, I humbly request that we enjoy a moment or two of humor at their expense.
I'll start:
Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: AAARRRGGGHH!!! You FC?U!NG HIPPIE!!! AAARRRGGGHH!!!
Mas/Mehr/More:
Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The servants take care of those things.
Q: Representative Bachmann, how many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: I am SICK and TIRED of this line of questioning! I am running for president of the United States of America and THAT is what I'm here to discuss, NOT my husband's sexual orientation!
Q: Representative Bachmann, how many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: LESBIANS! Lesbians trapped me in the little girls' room!
Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: No one's screwing anyone, not in my state - I promise no more birth control for women, no more abortion available to women, mandatory ultrasounds for women who even think about the term abortion!
Oh - an I'll personally pen legislation guaranteeing the availability of Viagra to all citizens who are male. And hetero. And here legally. And Christian. And devout. And registered Republicans.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Would you shut the fu^k up on Global Climate Change already?!
Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Debt ceiling: vital. Shredding the social safety net - ah, I mean "cutting entitlements" to those grabby, greedy people who think they're entitled: vital. No rollback on the Bush tax cuts for the wealthiest few percent - er - I mean NO NEW TAXES!: vital.
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