Oh Mittens, you are a Loser. Not just any loser, but a (likely) THIRD-place loser - twice!
Alabama is already called. Mississippi looks closer, but its basically a two-way race for first between the not-Mitts: Fecal Lube and Angry Little Attack Muffin. When the dust settles its going to be two third place finishes for old Mittens.
Damn you choked down all of those grits for nothing (try putting cheese in them next time).
You have a southern problem and its that southerners don't like you. You have a conservative problem and its that conservatives don't trust you. You may be from Massachusetts, but you're no Puritan.
While you burn through billionaire Super PAC money to try and buy the Republican nomination, here are some reminders why you are such a loser when it comes to relating to ordinary Americans (below the fold):
To you, a $10,000 bet is chump change...
..so is this $370,000 which allows...
...your wife to drive a couple of Cadillacs...
...and yet your an "unemployed" person...
...who likes to fire people...
...because you are not concerned about the very poor...
...but rather corporations, who are people too, my friend...
...and by friend, I mean a couple of NASCAR owners...
...or NFL team owners.
I'm finished.
8:58 PM PT: Its official: Mittens is third in both races
9:23 PM PT: Rec List! Thanks everyone!