Since no one volunteered to take on tonight's SNLC, this one qualifies as possibly 3CM's laziest effort ever, all the more loserly for a reason to be indicated in the tip jar (which you can anticipate if you'd read the tip jar in last week's SNLC). However, since this is the evening of March 17, the loserness will be confined to self, since he's always a loser and feels even more so now. So, in contrast to that self-assessment, to lighten your spirits....
....feel free to enjoy the following:
That's it. Told you this was a lazy edition. So, Happy St. Patrick's Day if you're Irish, and also if you aren't. With that, feel free to observe the usual SNLC protocol below, namely your loser stories of the week. However, you have to keep in mind that this SNLC is....