Q: How can you tell if you're being robo-called by Mitt Romney, or receiving a call by the actual candidate himself.
A: You can't.
It's the weekend before the Republican primary here in America's Dairyland, and we are being uddlerly inundated with robo-calls from the Repubiican candidates.
Push polls from Gingrich, anti-Obama rants from Santorum, and mini-attack calls from ol' Clank the robo-candidate himself, Mitt Romney.
Look guys. Stop it. You're driving us nuts. We are Democrats. Stop wasting your billionaires' dollars. Save it for the caviar and Dom Perignon at your convention.
Follow me for my confession to the robo-callers after the satanic croissant...
Dear Mitt, Rick, Newt, and Ron and your campaign minions,
I admit that I screwed up with one of your robo-push polls. I said I would vote in the primary. I said I am for Santorum first, and Paul second, but that I could be persuaded to vote for Gingrich upon learning that he has earned a life-time AAA rating from the National Rifle Association. I also said that I was 20 years older than I am.
I know this was wrong. I did it just to prove to myself that I can be a badass.
And, so I apologize.
Now, please stop calling.