After much thought and consideration, I have decided to endorse Willard “Mitt” Romney as president of the Cayman Islands.
Mr. Romney is an excellent candidate for this position for several reasons, as you will see below the fold.
Although having a record as a moderate governor of an American state in 2003-2007, Mr. Romney has repudiated many of his accomplishments as governor of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. Mr. Romney has rejected his signature legislation which provided affordable health care to the citizens of that state, and has vowed to repeal similar legislation passed by the U.S. Congress and signed by the current president of the United States. If you are not proud of your accomplishments in the United States, perhaps you do not belong here.
Previous to being Governor, as Chief Executive Officer of Bain Capital, Mr. Romney took great pleasure in outsourcing middle class American jobs to other countries, while personally making large sums of money from the demise of those jobs, money which Mr. Romney did not see fit to reinvest in the United States.
During the contentious years of the Vietnam War in the late 1960s and early 1970s, the young Mr. Romney chose not to serve his country in that conflict, but instead chose to take on the absurd mission of converting people in France from drinking good wine and to accept the dubious prophecies Joseph Smith, an early supporter of Prohibition. Many far braver people put their lives on the line in that conflict, or had the courage of their convictions to be conscientious objectors or leave the United States for Canada. If you do not have the courage of your convictions in the United States, perhaps you should not choose to try to lead the United States as president.
Mr. Romney, unlike his honorable father, greatly dislikes paying his fair share of taxes in the United States, and openly brags of paying only 13% of his considerable annual income as federal taxes, leaving the hard working citizens of the American middle class (paying up to 35% of their incomes) to make up the difference. If you are not proud to be paying your fair share of support for our great nation, perhaps you should move elsewhere.
Mr. Romney has little faith in the economy and investment climate of the United States, choosing to invest large portions of his considerable wealth in Swiss bank accounts, shell corporations in Bermuda and numbered bank accounts in the Cayman Islands.
Where I come from, you put your money where your mouth is, and Mr. Romney’s money is overseas in places like the Grand Caymans. Let him go lead that island nation, and leave United States alone.