I dislike comparing Mitt Romney to Ebenezer Scrooge as The Christmas Carol was a tale of true redemption. Whereas Mitt is sailing into his golden years on a douchebag speed-run. He is, after all, vying for the presidency for no other reason than just to BE president. He stands for nothing except what the bean-counters say will be most advantageous at any particular instant, and is running as a Republican, even though deep inside he certainly finds their economic policies absurd, because the Democrats wouldn't have him.