BREAKING: National SAT reading scores hit four-decade low but we has Honey Boo Boo so suk it rests of the wurld USA USA
BREAKING : Bill Belichick Shoots Replacement Ref In Parking Lot After Game, Tells Police His Actions Are 'Not Reviewable.
Mitt Romney was born for the sole purpose of ensuring Obama's second-term presidency.
Romney's doctor said that the candidate's in remarkably good condition considering he's missing a
heart.
Romney wore dark makeup to speak to Latinos. Obama will respond by entering to the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme to connect with white people.
Apparently, it's much easier for people who have money to keep making money in an unfixed America.
It's only called "redistribution" when the money is going to the poor, in the reverse direction it's called capitalism.
There is only one reason to have a Confederate flag bumper sticker in New England. It's because you are an idiot.
A new study says psychopaths have a poor sense of smell. Which explains why Fox News can't sniff out their own bullshit.