I wish I had - how do they say it? a search engine bomb. It would be a search engine Bomb for Mitt Romney!
It would be a search engine bomb, in particular for Mitt Romney's 5 Point Plan!
Mitt Romney's 5 Point Plan of course is all blather.
So, I figured, why not take Mitt Romney's 5 Point Plan and make more blather out of it?
Mitt Romney's 5 Point Plan is profoundly meaningless bilge, and so Mitt Romney's 5 Point Plan is easily satirized into funny meaningless bilge.
Maybe my writing isn't so funny, and Mitt Romney's not funny at all in person - Alan King he's not, let's face it. He's not even Gilbert Gottfried, and he's certainly not Sarah Silverman.
But maybe, just maybe, we can make Mitt Romney's 5 Point Plan so popular we're all drilling like we drill on Sunday!