...but since I don't have their email addresses, the least we can do is make this sucker go viral! Check it out below the socialist tangerine beignet.
With that in mind... GOTV! And if you're on the East Coast, GOTEV (Get Out The EARLY Vote)! If the weather folk are to be believed, Sandy's coming to chew bubblegum and kick ass -- and she's all out of bubblegum (which may explain why she's making landfall on Halloween)!
If you've got the time, OFA's got something for you to do! Get on up and get on out!