FOX News should be required to beep as it backs up for another day's dumping into the American mindfill.
It's disturbing how someone you barely even know can make you believe something that's not even remotely true.
It boggles my mind that one little guy named Grover Norquist can hold the country hostage because of the Republicans' pledge to him.
It may be difficult to tip sacred cows, but it sure is fun to watch as they fall over.
It’s never a good sign when two guys in suits are standing at the edge of a secluded lake.
Bad sign for the preacher if during the sermon you see crucified Jesus yawn.
Gonna put this rainbow on a torture rack, straighten it out until it tells me where to find the unicorn's silver stash.
Tonight, if I can avoid the spotlights and dogs, I’m going to wade into the money moat and immigrate illegally into Rich America.