I am fired up and ready to squash the fuck out of Mitt Romney, Lyin' Ryan, the entire GOP and their billionaire sugar daddy funders.
I can not wait to hear Romney's concession speech. It will be sweet sweet. I will be dancing in the streets and laughing my ASS off that NO MOTHERFUCKER YOU CANNOT BUY THE WHITE HOUSE. It may be the first time in Romney's life where his money was USELESS. And to add the icing he will have shamed himself and disgraced his family name, having gone down in history as the most dishonest, secretive, despicable, shameless presidential candidate in U.S. election history. It sucks when you sell your soul for something you really want. It totally fucking sucks when you don't get what you sold your soul for. Bhwahahahahahhaa!
This diary is for GOP mindfuck in the final days. Let's compile all the work we're doing over the next four (three) days. Hopefully a few lurkers will freak out. Tens of thousands of Kossacks bringing this election HOME for Obama and democrats nationwide.
I'll start:
Today I phone bank into Florida.
Tuesday, because I'm physically in DC, I'll be driving Northern Virginians to the polls.
What are you doing?
TIPS
If you have already voted, you should be phone banking, canvassing or transporting on Tuesday. Or you can watch the lines.
1 - Hand out this number 1-800-311-VOTE (8683). It's the voter protection hotline.
2 - Make sure people have what they need to vote (and know what they DON'T have to have). the GOP is counting on utter confusion and blatant lies to voters about what ID they need in order to vote. It's their last line of defense. Don;t let it happen. If people know their rights, they GOP has nothing else.
3 - Form a team of 3-6 people. Drivers and "line space holders" in case someone needs to go home and get new documents. Get it done.
4 - Do you have some lawn chairs? Bring them to the polling station. Some folks will need to sit down for a few minutes, especially those with health issues or elderly people. Let's make it easy for people to stay on line. As Jeff Leiber said: Stay The Fuck In Line! Let's help them.
5 - What about snacks or beverages? Could you bring hot tea or bags of chips for people? Some folks might get hungry and some people with health issues might need a small snack while waiting.
6 - Entertainment. Yep. Take your guitar and entertain folks online. Keep it neutral. bar songs always work. I think. Hehe. Magicians, comedians, acrobats. (Ok maybe not acrobats). Do your thing.
Another great TIPS diary: OFA Chairs to the Polls! By Wayne204
What other suggestions do you have for vote day?
Let's finish thing off with a BANG. I seriously want to be drunk by 9 p.m. Eastern Tuesday. I've done all the nail biting I plan to do this cycle.