I hate when I forget to engage the emergency brake on my sanity and have to chase it as it runs away.
If you give someone enough rope, they're either gonna play jump rope or fashion their own pretty noose. Their choice.
I don't see why I should come to my senses if they won't even meet me half way.
Debt Crisis Solution: Cut the power on the big debt clock, then when it comes back on we'll only owe 12:00 dollars.
Never give up, make them keep shooting you like you're the psychopath in one those movies.
Sometimes the writing on the wall could really use a larger font.
The only reason we think our leaders know anything is because they keep telling us they do.
I wish I had a Bouncy Castle of Solitude.