So a crazy right winger walks into a diner wearing a three-cornered hat with tea bags hanging from it and an Operation Rescue T-shirt.
He sits down and orders Fried Chicken. Ten minutes later, the waitress returns and puts a plate of fried eggs down in front of him. "Hey, wait a minute!", the right winger says. "This isn't chicken, it's eggs!" The waitress says "I thought they were the same thing to you guys".
Pass it on.