Two words (well, two words and a letter):
George W. Bush
Seriously. I don't think we bring this up nearly enough; we have all these idiot GOP candidates out there, talking like the crash is all Obama's fault. Like the first eight years never happened, like it is "euro-style socialist policies" that got us into this mess.
It's. Not. It's your policies, you idiots. Your president, your budgets, your wars, your spending. YOU.
So from now on, next time you get a chance to argue with one of these dim bulbs, just say two words (and a letter)
George W. Bush
Never let them forget.