My sleep is malfunctioning. I knew I shouldn't have removed the tag off the pillow. That warning is there for a reason.
When I start acting weird around you it means that I’m totally comfortable with you.
Squirrels are the worst jaywalkers.
If the shoe fits, you should probably wear both of them.
I took a gander. Now what the fuck am I supposed to do with it?
"Bullying gay classmates"? Romney prefers to call it "restructuring their self esteem."
Romney's evolving beliefs: he's moved from forcing a schoolmate to take a haircut to forcing America to take a haircut on Social Security.
Mitt Romney was a gay-bashing high school bully. It's hard to believe he used to stand for something.
I wonder if Dick Cheney has ever tortured anyone for a Klondike bar.