While the fate of the earth is still up for grabs, I think a couple of things by now are clear:
1. If Scott Walker survives recall, the sun will turn into a supernova. This will cause the nickel-alloy battery at the earth's core to melt or something, and the earth will explode like a PC laptop on a 747.
2. Probably mankind will ignore this warning and be incinerated.
3. We will blame each other.
All eyes are now on the Milwaukee suburbs. If enough white FOX Nation morons show up at the polls, the earth is doomed to perish. But will this vast phalanx of assholes meet its Waterloo in the big cities? Can Madison, with its weighty population of comfy middle and upper-middle-class beer-chugging sophomores and its crowds of crack-smoking street people, possibly outpoll the laughing hordes of crewcut-gun-collecting white TV watchers to the north and west and save the earth from being vaporized like a dry leaf before an acetylene torch?
Some say yes. Some also say a large bus has been commissioned to drive through Republican strongholds with loud rap music playing and the words "REGISTER AND VOTE NOW" painted on the side of the bus. When GOP voters see this they reportedly all stop in their tracks and either pass out or call FOX news, delaying their trip to the polling centers. Some say these voters try to turn over the buses, but some say a lot of things.
One thing both sides agree on: Either the world will end, or it won't.
More later, maybe.