A “credible source” rumored to be an investor in party to the most intimate secrets of Rasmussen “Polling” has squirreled out a copy of all the “polling” they plan to release between now and the election on November 5. Raskolnikovmussen yesterday gave us “nationwide” “poll” numbers favoring President Obama, but in a fashion typical of pollsters who make crap up out of thin air Rasmussen this effect will bounce along for a while, then Romney will make a Late Surge ( © Rasputinmussen) and breeze into the White House beating the President by at least four points.
California Governor Meg Whitman and Nevada Senator Sharron Angle will be the first to place congratulatory calls to the new Vulture-in-Chief President.