Because if we did, none of this stuff would ever happen. All President Romney would have to do is rise from his throne and say "stop it, or else" and hey presto everyone would get right back to being sensible.
Any sign of anyone getting even mildly upset with what we do should just have to look up at the predator overhead. If their government objects to this sensible precaution, they obviously just hate us for being so exceptional and be duly menaced. If mere menacing doesn't work, they are obviously developing WMD and need to be invaded.
If their government cannot solve the problem within five minutes we should preemptively invade and show them how repression should work with none of this silly "diplomacy" stuff.
America should be freed from the shackles of weak liberal thought and bomb whomever we pleased and when we goddamned pleased, Israel can always give us some ideas if we should run out.
They should love us for being so wonderful and if they don't they better jolly well fear us, we will not take "no" for an answer, hop to it and obey our decrees.
Our constitution gives us the inalienable write to do exactly as we please without having to answer any awkward questions, how dare they question our god fearing motives. After all we say we are exceptional, what is it about that they just don't get?
Our loyal corporations are asset stripping your country? You should be thankful that the stripping doesn't include your pathetic lives, we are Americans, and by that definition everything we do is good.
Your religion is violent, and if you don't stop all this unseemly behavior we will peacefully make you stop by the use of various pieces of military hardware, but we will do so in the name of peace.
The Project for a New American Catastrophe.
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11:32 AM PT: PS The Bush Years never happened