I have heard or read all the namby-pamby gun hater rhetoric about how this new law or that new law will magically stop the violence problem in our country, and I'm here to tell you:
IT WON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I have the facts to back me up!!!!!!!!!
1. Hands kill more people than guns!!!!!!!!!! SO WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO???? OUTLAW HANDS?????????????????
How would we
shoot our guns type these diaries without hands??? HUH???? So because more people get killed with hands than guns, ARE YOU SUGGESTING WE OUTLAW HANDS????????
I'm telling you right now, if you even think about doing that, I am going to have my hands converted into guns!
2. We have 300,000,000 million guns in this country!!!!! 300,000,000!!!!!!!! (I only have seven at the moment, but because of you GUN GRABBERS, I am thinking of getting more!!!!!!) So how do you propose we TRACK all those guns????
I suggest you Google some little county in Tennessee where they have five guns per person in the county, including babies!!!!! BABIES WITH GUNS!!!!! Are you going to march in there with ATF agents and round up BABIES??????? WTF!!!!!!
So, no, any kind of registry or background check on the guns already out among the public will NOT work!!!!! GUNS RULE!!!!! Give it up. You must be smoking something. Babies don't even talk yet so trying to reason with them while you're taking away their guns WON'T WORK!!!!!!!! They'll just start shooting!!!! Dummies...
3. Oh, AWB????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! What you call ASSAULT WEAPONS (they are no such thing!!!!) only kill between 300 and 600 people a year!!!!! MORE PEOPLE ARE KILLED FALLING OFF LADDERS!!!!!!!!
Are you going to outlaw ladders???? and HANDS????
And do you know how many first, second and third graders are either killed or injured by falling off ladders every year??? DO YOU????? Didn't think so!!!! Well, go look it up!!!! Maybe. Or something. Seriously!!!!!
4. You have to understand GUNS the way a real gun person does BEFORE YOU CAN DO ANYTHING ABOUT THEM!!!!!!!! Or even SAY anything about them!!! And even then, YOU WON'T BE RIGHT!!!!!!
Select shot crew served weapons pistol caliber round firing mechanism rate of fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SEE??????????????????????? Did you understand that??? DIDN'T THINK SO!!!! You know NOTHING!!!! Idiots...
5. NO, THAT WON'T WORK, EITHER!!!!!
Whatever it is you
just suggested WON'T WORK!!!! Don't be so ignorant!!! Or foolish!!!! IT WON'T WORK!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, please stop with all the nonsense. I hope we can quit writing about guns here now.
I plan on writing another diary today on the subject just to make sure YOU KNOW YOU ARE WRONG about guns so we can all quit writing about guns and I will CONTINUE to write diaries about how YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING about guns and how what you are proposing WON'T WORK until such time as we quit writing diaries about guns.
I am now going to go take a nice long, soaking bath while I blow dry my hair.
WHICH REMINDS ME, DID YOU KNOW THAT MORE PEOPLE ARE KILLED TRYING TO BLOW DRY THEIR HAIR WHILE IN THE TUB EVERY YEAR THAN ARE KILLED BY WHAT YOU MISTAKENLY CALL ASSAULT WEAPONS??????
So what's NEXT????? OUTLAWING BATHS AND HAIR DRYERS???"??
Idiots....