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[Ominous ad voice over]
So Mayor Bloomberg wants background checks for all gun purchases?
What about illegal guns?
What the billionaire New Yorker won't tell you is that a bad guy will still be able to break into your house, steal your gun, and use it to shoot you while you sleep. And your dog, too.
Only more guns will protect you . . . and your dog.
The billionaire anti-soda elitist also doesn't tell you that his "background checks" won't protect you from a crazy person.
Crazy people will still exist, and will all still want to kill you.
Only more guns will make you safe.
Bloomberg is spending twelve million dollars to push for background checks . . . that won't even screen for extra-terrestrials!
"Background" checks won't stop a silicon-based life form from Quinfob-Nine from shooting up a school with a plasmatron death-ray.
Only more AR-Fifteens will protect you and your children.
Mayor Bloomberg's insane claim that background checks will make you "safer," does nothing to prevent you from being implanted with a government tracking chip.
Only guns can prevent that.
We don't need Bloomberg's reckless background checks, we need more guns.
Be safer. Buy more. Buy often.
Have you bought your daily gun?
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