Folks, Traitor Snowden has taken a break from his self-aggrandizing espionage tour to vacation in the world's model nations. Reuter's described it this way:
Former U.S. National Security Agency contractor Edward Snowden is booked on a flight from Moscow to Cuba on Monday, Russian news agencies Interfax and Itar-Tass cited sources at Russian airline Aeroflot as saying on Sunday.
Itar-Tass cited its source as saying Snowden would fly from Havana to the Venezuelan capital, Caracas.
The Russian Foreign Ministry said it was looking into the situation and confirmed Snowden may be planning to travel through Moscow as a transit passenger en route to another destination.
I suspect the traitor would say this about his travels:
I, I, I, visited China first to complain about this horrible America---oh lawd, things 'is' so bad, I, I, I can't take it people!! Yes, yes, I know they have a few um, civil liberties issues, and have horrible labor practices and have zero freedom of speech but, but, um, they ain't like the bad Ammerica!!
And then, I visited Puttie-Pu 'cause we know he's a great defender of civil liberties. He'd never collect records on his citizens and he believes in freedom at all costs...people.
And um, my favorite spot was Cuba because they've never jailed dissidents,,,they believe in freedom of speech and um...other stuff.
But um, my final destination is Venezuela where there's a chicken in every pot and liberty on the spot.
I'm um, sorry I didn't have time to stop by North Korea and Iran, but maybe I'll holla at them next time.
Traitor Snowden is Anti-American, a disgrace to his family and all who support him.