Blackmail of Lady Liberty – A Political Satire - Stephen Paul West
The mighty United States of America brought to a halt by a zealous group with a narrow agenda of absolute control. Is this a plot for a new conspiracy movie? Is this the act of foreign terrorists?
No. Sigh… it is the act of Michele Bachmann and 49 others to extort the nation into obeying the edict of the Tea Party Caucus.
Good political satire is satisfying and exposing of naked truths. And, nothing is more naked than the ‘truths’ that Grover Norquist wants to teach the nation. He is simply using his favorite puppet – Michele Bachmann and the Tea Party as a smoke screen to punish us all.
If you want to know the REAL reason for the Federal shutdown, this books has the crop-circles of reality. The single little circle of vindictive control is in the shape of a lobbyist’s head. Grover Norquist is that tiny crop-circle. No aliens, terrorists or conspiracy required to shut down the Federal Government. Just ego and dimwitted oppression.
Can’t we all agree to just throw away this twisted, ugly, uptight little pirate called Norquist? Lady Liberty should never be blackmailed into a narrow, non-functional solution as dictated by a lobbyist.
Extortion Politics. A HighJacked Nation
Normally, it wouldn’t be possible to highjack an entire nation like Somali pirates grabbing a fishing boat. Countries are kind of big things. And, where do you throw the grabbling hooks?
Well, nation hijacking is solved by a little group of 49 legislators who take their orders from a single Lobbyist.
“Capt’n Lobbyist if ya please. Arrrr, Capt’n Lobbyist Grover Norquist.”
Strangely, Michele Bachman serves as first mate. She isn’t exactly Smee smart, either. Heck, she isn’t any kind of smart. But, this is just the kind of blank slate that pirate scum need.
No scruples and no brains desired.
And Cap’n Norquist got twice as much as he bargain for with Michele Bachman and the band of Tea Party Caucus*
*real name. Also, I love the caucus-ian part of that little group. Kind of Freudian of them. (sub-text Tea Party Caucasians. Cute.)
Michele Bachmann admits she ‘doesn’t understand it all’ but it doesn’t stop her from having an agenda bigger than it all.
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