It would be so much easier if the 1st Amendment ended with “… unless everyone agrees the person is a bloody moron.”
Take comfort that there are people who have their shit together and live organized active, fun lives, even if they usually are sociopaths.
Really impress the boss by making it a point to take work home over the weekend. Every office needs that kind of fucking lunatic.
Developing an attitude of leadership is crucial to faking your way through everything.
Life hack: avoid a lot of stuff. It's mostly bullshit anyway
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People who eat french fries with a fork should not be trusted.
One of the biggest parts of growing up has been finding a way to accept the hypocrisy in the world and in myself.