Republicans are offering America a nothingburger on jobs.
Collapsing infrastructure, more nothing.
Bills banning abortion, oh the GOP has tons of those going. Priorities people, priorities.
But what else does the GOP offer? What are they focused on?
Scandals! And of course, the talking point du Jour is that all of these poorly articulated beltway christened scandals are all a sign of something bigger about Obama, which is also the gist of every Glenn Beck show ever. Individually each NEXT WATERGATE under Obama that the Fox/GOP circling drain has brought us has elicited a huge yawn of disinterest from the public. Since all of these scandal manufactured and incestuously amplified on the right have failed to win Republicans the White House back the NEW plan is to take all those nothingburgers that didn't work on the public outside of Winguttia and mash them together into nothingburger meatloaf. Then declare that nothingburger meatloaf is a mountain which is just like (insert GOP hyperbole here).
Take all of these unspecified claims and mash them together, then point at it and call it a "culture of X". It's like Mitt Romney's Gish Gallop debate technique as a substitute for new ideas, accuse your opponent of a bunch of stuff, change topics a bunch, then pile your bullshit in a heap and call that hill or horseturds a mountain.
None of this does anything to make the GOP less unpopular with all of the groups that aren't southern and rural white people. Slinging crap at Obama may be fun for conservatives but it isn't an outreach program, nor even policy, but the post-policy GOP doesn't run on ideas anymore, instead it is fueled by hate and outrage and nothingburger scandals invented by the right and promoted on Fox News in order to keep gullible white people sufficiently terrorized into voting against LiberalCommieFasictyranny.
The problem with serving Nothingburger Meatloaf on Fox and in the rest of the GOP echo chamber is everyone who has tasted or smelled that patented GOP nothingburger flavor who didn't buy it before when McCain or Romney was selling it still won't buy it now. Because a diet of nothingburger and nothingburger meatloaf may feed the GOP base, sure, but the rest of America doesn't live on bullshit mountain and can't live on bullshit alone.
The only one of these scandals that has the public angry is the spying scandal, but the GOP can't attack Obama on that since it was their idea under Bush and they support Obama's current continuation of the Bush/Cheney policy. And since Republicans can't mention that Wall Street has fully recovered, or that corporations are making record profits or that the deficit is shrinking faster than expected or any of the somewhat positive things that might mean Obama will get credit for fixing things, well, the GOP is just not gonna talk about that, so instead a steady diet of nothingburgers it is, and if that doesn't work nothingburger meatloaf is next. After that, nothingburger chili. Because you can rebrand all you want, but when you open that box it's gonna be GOP Grade A nothingburger. It's the only thing on their menu, because the ingredients at GOP House of nothingburgers haven't changed in almost 50 years, the only thing they ever changes is the packaging.
I leave the floor to you