Hi, everyone.
The following note dropped from a drone that flew over our house yesterday:
WYFP is our community's Saturday evening gathering to talk about our problems, empathize with one another, and share advice, pootie pictures, favorite adult beverages, and anything else that we think might help. Everyone and all sorts of troubles are welcome. May we find peace and healing here. Won't you please share the joy of WYFP by recommending?
My mother is 88. She keeps springing leaks and we have to re-inflate her. I'm on a first name basis with the ER personnel.
My son is struggling with math the same way I did. :-/
We're dog sitting my sister's dog 14-year-old until the end of July. The dog is in about the same shape as Mom.
My husband just had his second surgery for periodontal disease. My husband smokes. I want to beat him about the head with the fact that smoking is a main risk factor in periodontal disease. I do not do this. It would not help.
In addition to dealing with Mom, I have to deal with my sister's guilt at living in Africa and being unavailable for Mom's re-inflations. Just suck it up, sibling.
I'm 52 years old. I miss my metabolism. It left the building about 3 years ago, and hasn't been seen since.
There. Those are your appetizers. The main course is up to you guys.
What's your f*@(*n'; problem?!