Dateline: AMURKKKA - In the most stunning development since the revelation that the NSA is a shadowy, morally dubious organization that spies on everyone, America was shocked to learn that the Justice System is somehow sorta kinda stacked against African-Americans. Huh.
America, 233, blinked and scratched its head when the verdict was announced. It could have raised questions about why our legal system seems so woefully impotent when it's not chasing drug users. But instead it shouted profanities on Twitter and repeated baseless rumors of hate crimes before switching the TV back to Ow My Balls!
Yeah, call me cynical, but I saw this coming. We all know how even seeing a trial would be borderline miraculous if Zimmerman were a beat cop.....and thermodynamically impossible if Zimmerman were a Militarized cop on a drug raid. I guess some people thought that kind of leeway didn't extend to WANNABE cops. Welp, guess again folks. A 5'11 black kid in a hoody is still a THREATENING GANGSTA THUG until proven otherwise in 'post-racial america' and we actually have 'self-defense' laws in our crazy-ass gun-obsessed country that encourages people to live out their John Woo fantasies.
I'm not even gonna commit the self-harm of lurking FreepLand right now, because I know its being flooded with talk of open race war, guns, white victimization narratives, guns, OBAMA'S PLANNED RIOTS, absurdly racist photoshops, Islam for some reason, and more guns.
Wonderful. And other Kossacks wonder why I think this country is closer to a Fascist revolution than a Progressive one.