It was my dress first.
OHAI Mr. Neal Rauhauser! It is me Zile! Yes it really is!
I have a blog now! Right here! You are reading it! Aren't you excited?
Every Sunday I have brunch at my dear friend Donatella's house where we discuss many interesting things. We talk about you a lot Mr. Neal Rauhauser! And now I'll be writing about you too!
Remember when you used to write for the Daily Kos? You were Iowa Boy and Stranded Wind
You wrote a lot of articles, do you remember the one where you told the world that you were a hacker?
That was your last article wasn't it? Daily Kos banned you forever after that.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Mr. Neal Rauhauser what were you thinking?
The little skull and crossbones on your accounts mean that you are BANNED from Daily Kos. That ain't easy to do Sparky!
So isn't it funny that now I am writing about you here in my blog on Daily Kos? In my blog I tell about my amazing adventures and battles with Dastardly Villains so I will be talking about you, Mr. Neal Rauhauser. A lot! It is like a reunion.
Neal is the Mad Hatter.
I was even talking about you at Donatella's last Sunday. JLo was there-Yes, Jennifer Lopez is a very dear friend of mine-and she was very curious to see what you looked like so I showed your picture. Donatella was on her 4th Mimosa by then and said you looked hot. That made JLo laugh so hard she choked on her PopTart. I tell you, Jenny from the Hood loves her PopTarts! And then Donatella starts to laugh with a mouthful of Mimosa. Oh my goodness Mr. Neal Rauhauser, there was Mimosa everywhere! Even Hexicon laughed.
Hexicon the Anon
You remember my dear friend the Anonymous Hexicon don't you? Except on Twitter you keep saying he's a woman named Zapem. Ha Ha Ha! Mr. Neal Rauhauser, what are you thinking? He is a very tall ex-Marine and he was there with his lovely wife Mona. She was wearing white Capri pants with a Hibiscus floral pattern and matching top. Hexicon was wearing a Guy Fawkes mask. Anonymous fashion doesn't change much.
Glenn Greenwald's Husband David
Everybody wanted to hear about your shenanigans last week where you, Neal Rauhauser, Internet Super Spy, posted hacked nude pictures on your website.
Seriously, Mr. Neal Rauhauser, what were you thinking? Didn't you notice that everyone has been talking about NSA and privacy for the past couple of weeks? You didn't hear about Edward Snowden? Or Glenn Greenwald, who has a beautiful husband, by the way. Donatella is trying to figure out how to ask David to Sunday brunch without Mr. Glenn Greenwald.
Mr. Neal Rauhauser, you who admitted on Daily Kos that you are a hacker, you posted a nude picture that was hacked from the phone of a 65 year old man on your website. The hacker found out this man had another Twitter account connected to a blog he owns that is for nudists so you also took nude pictures stolen from the nudist blog and posted them on your website with the title "Pervert Alert" telling the internet this man's Twitter account names and saying he's a member of Unite Blue.
And you did this why? Because the man is a Democrat and member of Unite Blue and you wanted to make them both look bad.
That backfired didn't it, Mr Neal Rauhauser? What in hell were you thinking?
Most people, being hyperaware of privacy issues on the internet because of Snowden and the NSA, are outraged you posted personal private pictures of someone's personal privates that were hacked from their personal private phone. And outraged you consider having pictures of nude adults to be perverted. Not a nice thing to say about a lot of the people who surf the web... and every member of Anonymous.
And people are outraged that you pasted these pictures on a WordPress site and tweeted out the link just so you can punish someone for being a Liberal and smear Unite Blue at the same time.
Except this 65 year old man never belonged to Unite Blue. He's a member of Connect The Left owned by your buddy, Claudia Parks, aka @EileenLeft who wouldn't let him be in both groups. And this man filed a police report when his phone was hacked. And posting nude pictures on a WordPress site without labeling the site MATURE is a Terms Of Service violation. And posting closeup pictures of genitalia is not allowed on WordPress at all. And Twitter frowns on posting links to hacked & stolen information.
Everybody at the brunch wanted to know why a Liberal who used to write for the Daily Kos would attack another Liberal in this manner and go to so much effort to smear a Liberal organization.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Isn't it funny that people think you're a liberal? What are they thinking, Neal Rauhauser?
This was just another episode in your ongoing efforts to destroy Unite Blue isn't it Sparky? And Unite Blue is just the latest political organization you've targetted over the years.
I'll have to tell people the truth about you, Neal Rauhauser and your friends.
And I will! Right here! In my blog you are reading!
There is nothing wrong with pictures of naked people. Unless they are pictures of Neal Rauhauser.