Just like many Americans for whatever their reasons for being "let go" it is typically done on this day.
Some see it coming others do not.
But this is the position forced by a certain number of "lawmakers" that have done to the majority of Americans. They failed to do the "jobs" we have asked of you & it is likely this letter while garner some support from a lightly biased crowd for your termination. I tried to just get you a written warning... but most agreed your behaviour has been consistent.
So it is on this day we hand you the "walking papers."
"Why!?" You may ask. Well, it is quite obvious. Do We really need to remind you?
1. Shutting down the US Government for providing access to healthcare.
2. Using one surfer bro on a story highlighted by a "news" station that has incredible integrity. You really make all policy decisions on these "reports?" Policies based on anecdotal evidences.. to cut SNAP benefits to the mostly needy. Yeah, we get it there is fraud everywhere. But... well... damnit, you have become the frauds.
3. A debt ceiling & debts you yourself have created. You really going to blame us for this one too?
4. (I missed stuff but wanted to get this uncorked before the whistle blew... I gots some other shit to do..)
We are now led astray by a band of.. Un-Americans. http://www.commondreams.org/...
How dare me use such language, right? Remember those ideals of which you carelessly refer to & trample often with your hypocrisy?
So, don't be mad there are jobs out there for you that are available. Mostly might have to take a pay cut. Sign up for UE. Your healthcare might be there but as still maybe COBRA. You best call & ask how much we are paying monthly for your VIP care. It will be a while before you consider SNAP - but you will not be eligible because of your assets. Get ready to pee in a cup. Get your credit & background checked. Oh, you might have to re-re-train again. I'm sure you missed some needed classes on Government & Ethics. Take Critical Thinking again, too. You will be tested upon application, the next time. Are your computer skills up-to-date?
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