Thought I would provide an update. I considered the the title of Limbo as that would be fitting as well.
I'm couch surfing with the guy that I will share an apartment with. My first impression of the situation brings to mind Tony Randall and Jack Klugman. So it can be done.
We are looking for a two bedroom in Clackamas county that will accept the pooties Bella and Snowball. If not for them I would not have bothered seeking shelter previously.
Currently my internet access is tied to my phone. Economically and logistically setting up internet here isn't feasible as this location is temporary.