“All Gaul is divided into three parts”, said Julius Caesar; except that there were many, many other ways to describe the diversity; incredibly complex intermixes. Nonetheless, in that spirit of wonderful Freshman English Composition 101 over-simplication.
On their deathbeds, these will likely be their final (beyond loved/liked ones) thoughts on eternity:
Intellecual Liberals: Fuck it, if there is a God, that He can’t take a joke.
Emotional Liberals: I did the best I could; goodbye.
Center (left or right) on their way to the (revisionist) innermost circle of Hell: I have no idea what's coming, but this death stuff hurts!
Neocons: Hopefully this is the end, else I’m screwed.
Randian Conservatives/Libertarins: Hopefully this is the end, else I’m screwed.
Social Conservatives: Now on to my reward because this life was shit.
Corporate conservatives: Hopefully, this is the end; or, if not, Hell has been over-demonized and I’m looking forward to an afterlife of entrepreneurial, tax-subsidized opportunities to screw everyone else.