1962 - Swiss create the first drive through bank.
1972 - Swiss create first drive through secret swiss bank account to avoid taxes.
COINCIDENCE? I think NOT!
Senator McCain: We must do everything, take every possible step to insure the recovery and release of our soldier.
Senator McCain: It is unconscionable for that boy to have traded five hardened criminal terra-ists for Bowe Benghazi.
FROM THE CHURCH OF INEFFABLE STUPIDITY
I give it three months. Max. The collective GOP knickers are so twisted and damp with pre-cum that they are beginning to leave stains when they stand up. They have truly lost their whatever was left of their 5 watt minds. These are but a few examples. The problem is that they are actually getting worse.
Shirley Sherrod?
Fired because of a doctored tape. Ugly pie in the face of everyone, including Obama. (You FIRED her based on lies, without any investigation, without a fair hearing, or even a chance to explain? Shame on you and your aides)
Luckily, Bratfart has lost all credibility with the rest of the world, even though his popularity within TeaBuggered groups remains high.
ACORN?
Destroyed because of an orchestrated symphony of deceit, fear-mongering, and more lies. Voter fraud turned out to be a colorful pigment of the rabid, syphilitic-driven imaginations of the Reich Wing. But those who planned it out and drove the movement forward knew exactly what they were doing - attacking the voting ability of the poor, people of color, women, and immigrants.
This event, along with Sherrod, showed just how consistent, how uniform, and how responsive and aggressive the GOP can be, especially when they perceive some pyrrhic victory over a minority president close at hand.
The IRS?
Yesterday, inside their lair,
I met a scandal that wasn't there.
It wasn't there again today,
I wish, I wish the GOP would fade away...
Ben Ghazi?
What can be added to this mess that hasn't polluted the airways already? It would have been enough to simply let Chairboy Issa continue to rant, rave, stamp his tiny feet, and piss straight into a windstorm, then pretend that it was raining outside.
But, no. The whirled is not enough. The GOP had to push it even further. Karma, it is said, is a desert best served - no, that's a Klingon Dessert. Never mind.
The escalating war between Issa and the New and Improved Gowdy Doody Show would have provided endless amusement but for several unexpected events. Issa managed to completely derail Gowdy Doody, while continuing to embarrass himself. I imagine that they hate each other almost as much as they abhor the President.
Bowe Bergdahl?
It should not surprise anyone how quickly and uniformly (not to mention, uninformed) the GOP's attack on Obama came about. The depth and the breath of the attack is awesome, akin to a juggernaut coming at you.
But, there's this wee problem of recent history. Especially the very public statements and writings of many GOP politicians on this very issue over the past 5 years.
Astrophysicists have noted a major disruption in the world's supply of positrons, since the GOP used all available particles to scrub and eradicate every electron ever used to post something positive about getting Bowe back. Some of the erasures are directed to statements made as recently as three weeks ago. Luckily Teh Googles have longer memories and the unbelievable efforts to rewrite history are falling flat on their faces.
What this event also shows is how unhinged the GOP has become, moving ever more to the Reich, ignoring logic, facts, and rational thinking. They are driven by pure emotion. Hatred, spiced with fear of powerful women and blacks, is all that they have left.
Oh, and their oft-proclaimed love of the military and the vets? Nothing but a pisspot of lies. If something can benefit a Vet or one of our soldiers, and accidentally make Obama look good, they are against it.
The saddest part? I don't know what happened to Bowe. Strange things happen in war. But he was one of ours, and I am very proud that we got him back. And I am utterly disgusted at how the GOP and Faux are behaving on this issue. I fear it might even lead to bloodshed.
The VA?
THESE BASTARDS CREATED THIS MESS. First, they pushed two unnecessary wars, without proper funding or planning (or evidence, as it turns out). Second, they rashly stated we would be done in weeks, on the cheap, and refused to fund the VA and medical care for the soldiers. Third, as recently as last year, they refused to increase funding despite huge increases in VA needs for resources. During that same year, there were multiple fact-based hearings and statements outlining precisely why the VA could not serve the troops as it should. THOSE BASTARDS REFUSED TO LISTEN.
Instead, when the fan and shit joined up at a high rate of speed, they blamed . . . Obama. And took out their hatred on a former General who also made the unforgivable mistake about being right about IraqNam.
ACA
Millions of people have already been helped by Obamacare. The savings to Americans, in terms of $$$, better health, and prevention are unimaginable. That has not stopped a few small minded, petty shyteheels, most of them GOP governors or state legislators, from insuring that the lies continue and that their poor and needy continue to suffer.
The greater the success of this law, the angrier that the GOPers are getting. Just listen to the most recent over the top statements from Rubio, Perry, Jindal, and others. One might even suspect that they actually believe the crap that is coming out of their mouths.
Which leads us to the best example of just how deranged today's GOP has become, and how much worse they are today, compared to just 2 years ago:
The 2014 Texas GOP Platform
Anyone in need of one or more of following emotions should click on the link:
Humor
Uncontrolled amusement
Outrage
Fear
Confusion
Disgust
Jaw-dropping awe at their ineffable stupidity
Pity
Seriously, take a gander at their list. In one prime example, they want to prevent any tinkering with the amendments to the constitution. In the next one, they want to amend the constitution.
There are multiple examples of how witless and ineffably stupid today's GOP, especially its Texas Brand©, has become. They object to any military cuts, plus they want to (THIS IS NOT A JOKE) restart Star Wars research and investment. They oppose the minimum wage. They want to cut subsidies on coal, wind, and solar (interesting how oil is skipped). They want god back as the top dude in government, instead of some humanistic idea that people can decide for themselves.
They just voted on this POS this week. This is how today's GOP leaders actually think. This type of thinking (if it can be called that) leads to one inescapable conclusion: Obama really is a Muslin-sporting, traitorous Kenyan terra-ist who hates Murrica, and would rather trade his fellow terra-sists to bring back other traitors to help him destroy this country. Contrary to many predictions, TeaBuggerers are turning up the heat, not wilting away in the summer's bright sun. They are pushing the GOP ever further to the Wild Side, leaving them one and only one choice.
I give it three months until the first articles of impeachment are drafted. Their hatred of Obama is growing, and that is about the only tool that they have left.