If you don't want to read about the former half-term governor of Alaska, stop right here.
If you're still with me,Talking Points Memo got ahold of the Anchorage Police report on that brawl in their city which involved the family of Sarah Palin. Highlights include:
* In the back yard, Bristol Palin threatened to beat up some woman. When Corey Klingenmeyer, who threw the party, told her there would not be any fighting at his party, she repeatedly struck him in the face, before pushing her down & sitting on her for her father to collect her. (My guess is that he was trying to shame her into more sober behavior.)
* In the front yard, Track Palin was involved in his own fight, where he was even less successful with his pugilistic efforts.
* Through out this, Sarah & Todd appear to have been clueless about the doings of their fine children.
* One invites the Palins to ones parties at your own risk, & preferably with your home-owners insurance fully paid up & up to date in coverage.