Forget the Trinity. Or any monotheistic god. Or the Congregation of Angels. Or the Communion of Saints. It's the Number Five, Numero Quinto, the Supremest Five of the Supremes, Scalia, Thomas, Roberts, Alito, Kennedy.
They, the Holy and Supreme Five, like Jesus, can turn money into speech. They can, like God the Father Almighty, turn corporations into people. They can, like the Holy Spirit, bring religious fervor unto corporations.
And you can damn betcha that the Quinto would readily ratify the decision of the the Florida Second District Court of Appeals that:
the FCC policy against falsification of the news does not rise to the level of a "law, rule, or regulation," it was simply a "policy." Therefore, it is up to the station whether or not it wants to report honestly.
The Quinto has acted in lieu of an entire nation to elect a president, George W. Bush, December 12, 2000.
It has acted in lieu of the United States Congress in nullifying the Voting Rights Act of 1965 and, in Citizens United and McCutcheon, replaced the Congregation of Angels and the Communion of Saints with the Holy Corrupt Community of Billionaires and the Lesser Luminaries the Millionaires.
Water will be wine and wine will be water because the Supreme Five say so. It will be recorded in scripture to be forever more amen.