You might live in a beautiful rural area that has not yet been overrun by strip malls and soulless housing projects, yet you vote Republican, the very group that...backs builders who build insipid strip malls and soulless housing projects, often on heretofore beautiful rural land (housing projects then populated largely by right-wing voters).
You live in a beautiful rural area that has not seen the trees entirely uprooted or the land butchered for tracts of horrid commercial parks, yet you vote Republican, the very group that...loves to tear up the environment to build tracts of horrid commercial parks.
You live in a beautiful rural area and you like to fish and hunt, but you vote Republican, the very group that...treats your rivers and streams like toilets and destroys your hunting areas (as you rail against environmentalists trying to, you guessed it, preserve your streams and hunting areas).
You claim to be a gun-worshipping, Ayn Rand-style rugged individualist, and you may live out on some scrap of what remains of the "frontier" in your part of rural America, and you may even have a picture on your wall of a cowboy or, grotesquely, a Native American, yet you vote Republican, the very group that...fosters the soulless corporate automaton subordinated entirely to corporate greed, with your corporate gods operating largely in big cities, Wall St., or even abroad.
You claim to relish stories of a simpler, less-crowded, less-frenzied America, yet you seem blithely ignorant of the fact that prior to the Reagan Devolution, the US was marked by strong unions, good wages, long-term employment, reasonable executive compensation, markedly higher taxes on the wealthy and corporations, and a flourishing middle class, buoyed by small business opportunities. In spite of your nostalgia for that very past, you vote Republican, the party that...largely hews to Robert Ley's(N) objective ”to restore absolute leadership to the natural leader of a factory–that is, the employer", that demands low wages and right-to-work scams that are ideal for corporate profits, and that demands corporate tax-dodging and corporate control of our political process be maintained in order that corporate behemoths can, of course, crush small businesses and continue to devastate the middle class and the poor (i.e., you).
You claim to be a 'fiscal conservative' and demand government step out of the way so Big Business and Big Finance can create endless wealth (cue laugh track), while just such an irresponsible notion led to...Wall St. mega-criminals destroying untold trillions in wealth (some of it, perhaps, your own).
You claim to be "pro-life," yet you furiously defend the "rights" of criminals, wife-beaters, would-be terrorists, Klansmen, neo-Nazis, the insane and children to get virtually any gun they want "on demand", so they can join unstable "law-abiding" gun-owners and continue to murder 10,000 Americans annually, all the while claiming to be a law-and-order hero...you also support for-profit health insurance parasites who deliver garbage care that costs twice as much as the best health systems in the world, while leaving 40,000 Americans to die annually from lack of care.
You oppose even basic birth control practices that Americans have been employing for decades (including right-wingers) and oppose sex education and widespread healthcare for women (especially poor women), all of which...increases the rates of abortion (nations that ban abortion have higher rates of abortion than those who don't).
You claim to be a patriot, yet you vote Republican, a party that has done more damage to America from within in the last thirty years than...several armies of ISIS fighters could ever have dreamed.
You claim to be a Christian, yet you listen to hate radio and worship the atheist sociopath Ayn Rand ("Anyone who believes in God is an idiot"), and somehow believe that Sean Insannity's and the GOP's mania for trashing the poor and advocating for billionaires to create evermore poverty and despair is somewhere to be found in the Gospel of Jesus Christ.
Aware that you can't take your gun to Heaven, and despite your pious demand that your Satanic policies somehow represent the will of God, in your black heart you know there is no God, at least not a "Just God" (a Just God would not create right-wingers, let's be honest), and that you are, in reality, free to commit any evil you might, without fear of reprisal in this life, or after.
You are, of course, neither a fiscal conservative, nor a patriot, nor a Christian.
You are, sir or madam, to paraphrase Lenin's (apocryphal) phrase, the most useless of idiots.