Exhibit 1: Lt. Col. Jeff Krusinski
The guy in charge of the sexual assault prevention in the Air Force was arrested because of his sexual assaults. Well, it takes one to . . . . never mind.
Exhibit 2. Brig. General Jeff Sinclair
The top mover and shaker, General Up + Comer, the "go to" guy in the Army apparently had a hands on approach with females on his staff. Wait, that came out wrong. No, it didn't, on second thought. One witness, a female major, testified that if she reported his repeated sexual assaults, he would kill her and her family, in a way that no one could detect. Maybe it is just people name Jeff?
Exhibit 3: Bill GotHard.
Apparently Gothard got hard around teen girls. He also runs one of the most popular Home Skuling, Christian based, mind perverting organizations in the country, if not the world. Basic Life Principles sells home Skuling kits nationally and internationally, with 11 bases outside its Oak Brook Illinois headquarters (where GotHard did most of his diddling).
GotHard pals around with Mike Huckerbee and is close fiends with Sarah Palin. In his resignation letter, he claimed that his desire was to follow Matthew 23-24, instead of Martha 14-15.
(His brother Jeff resigned for identical reasons in the 1980s)
Exhibit 4: John J. Myers, Archbishop, NJ.
(Hey, at least he's not named Jeff!
When you lose the National Catholic Reporter, you basically need to hold on to your gluteus maximus to keep if from falling off from the upcoming Vatican ass-kicking you are about receive, so help your god.
Recently, the Reporter called Bishop Bling's statements, willful ignorance about the impact of his vacation palace upgrades, and his demands to his flock of sheeple "troubling" and "not irrelevant." Upon hearing that donations to the Archdiocese were falling rapidly, (averaging 10-11 Millions in the last several years) the Archdiocese struck out, calling those who refuse to donate evil, misguided, and being led astray by devious powers who hate the Catholic church. I paraphrase, but the spirit remains the same. Bishop Bling probably doesn't know exactly what kind of shitstorm he faces. Once the Vatican learns that the boycott has teeth, you know they will react. Money isn't everything for the Vatican, but it sure seems to matter a hell of a lot.
FROM THE CHURCH OF INEFFABLE STUPIDITY:
Perhaps it is time for a Social Sciences quiz. Those hard sciences are just too hard, so says Gov. Mead (Wyoming - anti-science nut case). No longer will scientific findings and hard science be taught, because his fellows christians in the legislature agree with him that there is no evidence that climate change is man-made.
1. Which of these countries is considered "developed?"
a. Algeria, because it starts with A, and it is filled with arabs.
b. Belgium, because it starts with B, and it is filled with beer guzzling chocoholics.
c. Kenya, because they hunt gays for sport and blood lust.
d. United States, because we invade countries based on lies.
e. Mother Russia, because they invade countries based on lies.
2. In which type of economy is a market completely free?
a. Capitalist
b. Socialist
c. TeaBuggered
d. Mixed
e. None of above.
3. Which topics were raised at the 2014 CPAC convention?
a. Bringing back the Articles of Confederation
b. Amending the Constitution to include christianity as the national religion
c. Impeachment of Obama
d. Amending the Constitution to ban welfare (except corporate welfare), food stamps, funding school food programs, and other poverty causing wasteful librul socialist programs
e. Prerequisites for naming your child "Jeff"
f. all of the above
4. Which document is intended to ensure civil liberties?
a. The Bill of Rights
b. The Preamble to the Constitution
c. The Union of Soviet Socialist Republic's constitution of 1957
d. The Tea Party's creed, adopted at CPAC 2014.
e. Texas' bill seeking the right to ignore any federal statute that they don't like.
5. The Emancipation Proclamation is
a. America's biggest mistake, allowing "Those People" more rights than real Americans
b. An anti-tax movement born out of American For Prosperity and the latest Heritage Foundation studies.
c. the current medical debate between pro-purging forces and anti-purging advocates
d. the Tea Party inspired movement to prevent black treasonous Kenyan born, muslin-sporting presidents from being able to issue any presidential directives or orders.
e. Allow people named "Jeff" to change their names legally.