Take heart! The internet proves no matter who you are, no matter what you do, someone out there will always find you tiresome.
There's gotta be some endangered animals who get addicted to the excitement of being endangered.
Humans are fucked. Our "leaders" are still talking about manual labor as if it's a positive thing.
Take time to smell the flowers and ask yourself when was the last time you were properly defiled.
"You don't understand. I coulda had void. I coulda been an abyss. I coulda been nothing, instead of a something, which is what I am not."
Bachelorette #2: I overhear you and your coven planning to murder me. What are some seductive ways you trick me into drinking the poison?
I traded your baby for a digital cheese thermometer, but I believe everything happens for a reason.
Maybe you don't choose the drug, the drug chooses you.