The wisdom of Nevada Assemblywoman Michele Fiore (R) covers a range of subjects. First, there is her orthodox (for a wingnut) understanding of how best to fight (literally) campus sexual assault:
The sponsor of a bill in Nevada, Assemblywoman Michele Fiore, said in a telephone interview: "If these young, hot little girls on campus have a firearm, I wonder how many men will want to assault them. The sexual assaults that are occurring would go down once these sexual predators get a bullet in their head."
While young hot girls slinging fast hot lead certainly has
cinematic potential, I'm not entirely convinced that it's an optimal solution to the problem.
More Fiore (no relation to our esteemed cartoonist, I hope) wisdow beyond another esteemed Republican state legislator's scientificial diagram of the reprodigestive system....
Assemblywoman Fiore has some ideas for improving the health care system. In addition to her declared focus on psychotropic drugs, she has some thoughts on the scourge of cancer:
"If you have cancer, which I believe is a fungus," she began, citing a widely debunked theory that the American Cancer Society warns about, "and we can put a pic line into your body and we're flushing with, say, salt water, sodium cardonate (I think she means bicarbonate), through that line and flushing out the fungus. These are some procedures that are not FDA-approved in America that are very inexpensive, cost-effective."
I bet your commie pinko Obamacare doesn't cover
that!
And there you have it, the latest news from one of the Meth Laboratories of Democracy.