Sung to the tune of ABBA's "Waterloo." Here's the youtube, if you want to learn the music first: https://www.youtube.com/...
RUBIO (Sung to the tune of "Waterloo" by ABBA)
My, my, hey Rubio said that he’s finally running
Oh yeah, and he’ll be dropping out sort of like Gingrich four years ago
They’ll put him back on the shelf
‘Cause he’s his dumb little self
Rubio – You’ll be defeated, you laughing stock
Rubio – You’ll be the one that Rand Paul will mock
Rubio – You couldn’t win if you wanted to
Rubio – You’ll play the fool ‘cause it’s what you do
Wo, Wo, Wo ,Wo
Rubio – You haven’t got a chance, Rubio
My, my, we tried to hold you back, you wouldn’t listen
Oh, yeah, and now it seems your only chance is if all others drop out
Don’t be surprised when you lose
You’re an offer we all can refuse……..
Rubio – You’ll be defeated, you laughing stock
Rubio – You’ll be the one that Rand Paul will mock
Rubio – You couldn’t win if you wanted to
Rubio – You’ll play the fool ‘cause it’s what you do
Wo, Wo, Wo ,Wo
Rubio – You haven’t got a chance, Rubio
Don’t be surprised when you lose
You’re an offer we all can refuse……..
Rubio – You couldn’t win if you wanted to
Rubio – You’ll play the fool ‘cause it’s what you do
Wo, Wo, Wo ,Wo
Rubio – You haven’t got a chance, Rubio