Thought you might enjoy this email I sent to some of my conservative friends:
Dear John et al. --
I just discovered this morning that after several years of inactivity, the Flat Earth Society has officially reopened to new members. I figured you'd want to join, to be consistent with the rest of your ideology:
* Global warming is a hoax (and God would never allow it to happen anyway)
* We can dump enormous amounts of CO2 into the atmosphere without affecting
the climate
* There's plenty of oil and coal, so no need to develop alternative energy sources
* If everybody carried a gun, we'd all be safer
* The 2nd amendment prohibits any restrictions on guns
* Unregulated capitalism is the solution for all economic problems
* A balanced Federal budget is necessary for a healthy economy
* Any help for poor people just makes them lazier
* Obama wasn't born in the US
* You get the whole, unvarnished truth from Fox News
* and of course, the earth is flat.
You can join the Flat Earth Society at http://www.theflatearthsociety.org.