Oh no, the horror. And so on.
If you've been waiting for some exceptionally knot-brained member of Congress to opine that Baltimore's
real problems stem from the rights Gay People Have These Days, wait no longer. The prize
has been claimed by Rep. Bill Flores.
Yesterday on “Washington Watch,” Family Research Council President Tony Perkins hosted Rep. Bill Flores,
Yes, the anti-gay designated hate group has their own news show, and Republican members of Congress willingly appear on it. Why, you ask?
R-Texas,
I believe that speaks for itself.
to discuss the anti-marriage-equality rally outside of the Supreme Court that both had attended that morning.
I wonder if they took two cars or if Tony Perkins just strapped Flores to his roof like a Romney family dog. Oh—the interview part? Yeah, let's hear it. Show us what you've got, knot-brain.
"Look at what is going on in Baltimore today, you see the issues that are raised there. Healthy marriages are the ones between a man and a woman because they can have a healthy family and they can raise children in a way that’s best for their future, not only socially but psychologically, economically, from a health perspective. There is nothing like traditional marriage that does that for a child. Each of us have a mother and a father and there is no way to get around that."
So the problem in Baltimore is not, as Rand Paul says, that the poors have bad fathers. The problem is that the gay people are taking all the fathers and so nobody else can have any. Or something—the mechanism is unclear, but it has something to do with gay people wanting to be gay, that's all we know for certain.
I have to admit, he's pretty good at this. If this career in Congress doesn't work out, Flores might be able to find a career as a talk show host for a designated hate group himself.