I wasn't really planning on starting a diary, but I was inspired.
Yes, Fox News inspired me to post here. After seeing their retraction, and more importantly Mr. Emerson's apology, I feel that I, too must issue an apology for my mistaken remarks.
I was wrong when I said that the moon is a 42-foot long ball of goat cheese, suspended 75 feet above the Earth. I also apologize for my suggestion that McCauley Culkin was spotted at the grassy knoll in Dallas and was in all probability the fourth shooter. (The other three, of course, being -- Lee Harvey Oswald, British Gen. John Andre, and a thoroughly coked-up Amelia Earhart.)
Now, I could take the easy way out and blame my research staff, but as I have no staff, I will spare them the embarrassment and take full responsibility, as I should have checked my data more thoroughly.
Finally, I may have been premature in my speculation that climate change is the result of kids making farting sounds under their arms. It was not prudent of me to announce that finding while still conducting the research.