Rand Paul, Chris Christie and other second tier candidates are not happy debaters.
During a tense 30-minute meeting at the Coors Event Center, which was described by three sources present, several lower-polling campaigns lashed out at the RNC. They accused the committee of allotting them less-than-hospitable greenroom spaces while unfairly giving lavish ones to higher-polling candidates, such as Donald Trump and Ben Carson.
Trump responded by going all David Lee Roth and demanding
absolutely No Brown M&Ms
in the Green Room and on stage. If he found even one brown M&M, Trump threatened he will go into "full Shakespearean 'What is this before me?' . . . you know, with the skull in one hand" and promptly trash the dressing room, dump the buffet, kick a hole in the door, and otherwise "have twelve thousand dollars' worth of fun."
Just wait.
It'll be terrific.