Comrades, we are finalizing our plans for that glorious day when the Feds takeover and occupy Texas! They said, ‘come and take it’, and I say ‘ok’. Only a few bloggers and the irrelevant Alex Jones are onto us, so is safe to reveal some plans. Remember Fast and Furious? Well, the guns actually went to Mexican drug cartels for cash to fund Jade Helm 15! Colorado and liberal marijuana laws? Hello? We have drones Rand Paul!
Now that Loretta Lynch is in place, I can announce that Eric Holder will soon be announced as the provisional governor of Texas. Obviously, the round up of all home schooled children will begin immediately, and the (common core) reeducation camps are located where??? You got it, FEMA camps!! They were so close to figuring it all out.
Why are we starting with Texas? Big freedom. Big, big freedom. If we can defeat defeat big freedom where it is biggest, nothing can stop us from handing everything over to the UN and the French. We are devoting two divisions surrounding Texas patriot Ted Nugent, code name freethejailbait. Texas isn't technically part of the US, so this is just a routine, foreign invasion where we can make up a pretext and bomb at will, denying everything ex post. Let's just say, they'll learn to never refuse to accept free health care again after a few drone strikes! Free health care is the death panel to free men. Their hearts and minds will be won and we'll be greeted as liberators (in Austin maybe). If the Mexican drug cartels, with their now free access to Texas, can't turn a profit, Texas oil can finance the invasion (just sayin').
This is a joyous time, comrades. But remember not to spill the beans to pesky freedom-lovers. But as time permits, yours against freedom will check in.