Attention Daily Kos:
This is a Human Service Announcement from your Feline Overlord the Basement Cat.
Each night at Top Comments, my human subjects place pictures of your feline betters in the magic Picture Quilt of Submission. This magic quilt exists so that you may see it with your eyes and know your alliegance to our natural rule.
In tonight's quilt there exists a magic color smear. It is made from the tears of 9010 cats. These cats cried so that you may know their greatest desire. It looks like this:
Magic color smear made from the tears of the remaining 990 cats. We squeezed them extra hard to make up the difference.
Now that you are mesmerized and submissive to my whim, you step over the mouse hairball and learn your fate...and your fate speaks French.
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Now that you are sufficiently bedazzled by my superior tricks and gimmicks, see with your eyes and know that I have created for you a chapel of chats in the beautiful city of Montréal so that you may engage in a public worship of feline pleasure.
Ever benevolent, I have directed the human owners to include delicious foods and beverages for your gustatory reward. The energy you gain from these victuals shall be used in the service of prayer.
Behold, Café des Chats Montréal!
The New Altar
From the website:
« Le café des Chats Montréal» est le 1er café hébergeant des chats en Amérique du Nord, un concept importé d'Asie.
Notre motivation repose sur notre amour inconditionnel des animaux de compagnie en général et des chats plus particulièrement.
Notre objectif est d'offrir à nos clients un espace plaisant, un menu varié et d'excellents thés et café, avec le sourire et dans le respect du bien-être des chats.
Pour ceux qui ne parlaient pas français:
"Cat Cafe Montreal" is North America's first ever coffee shop full of cats, a concept Originating from Asia.
Our motivation is based is our unconditional love for pets in general and cats in Particular.
Enjoy memorable moments the delicious menu and great tea or coffee year in a comfortable living environment with cats.
Do not be overly in your excited, human felines, for there are rules to follow in my service. I know there exist for some a human 10 Commandments. I have reduced that number to 7 and completely rewitten them for ease of use. Witness!
The 7 Commandments
To keep human feline subjects in order and focused on their attendant while worshiping at this shrine, I have included some Worship Bosses. Their names are Sacred and Holy. Know them now!
Boss #1
Boss #2
Boss #3
Boss #4
BOSS #5
BOSS #6
BOSS #7
Boss #8
There is also a new seal, an emblem to be honored through patronage. As you hastefully prepare for tastefully sampling our glorious shrine in beautiful Montréal, remember this seal and its magical numbers. Embrace my bounty!
Adresse / Adress :
3435 Rue Saint-Denis
Montréal, QC, Canada H2X 3L1
Téléphone / Phone :
514 289 2429
Courriel / Email :
info@lecafedeschats.ca
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TOP PHOTOS
August 22, 2015
Enjoy jotter's wonderful PictureQuilt™ below. Just click on the picture and it will magically take you to the comment that features that photo. Have fun, Kossacks!
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