Cliff notes from Donald Trump's brief speech in Washington DC at the anti-Iran deal rally today.
1. Thanks Ted. Ted is pretty cool.
2. I make greatest deals, like ever.
3. I've never ever seen a deal more incompetent than the Iran deal. It's the worst thing I've ever seen guys.
4. "If I win, I guarantee you that those four prisoners will be back in the US before I take office."
5. "Our president refers to Iran's president as the great leader."
Can you guys believe that shit?
6. Israel will not survive.
7. We are going to get nothing out of this deal.
8. "We are led by very, very stupid people."
9. Our vets are being treated horribly.
10. "If I win you will get bored of winning."
11. I'm gonna make everything great.
12. Thank You.
Here's a bonus meme just because.
Enjoy your day. See ya next time!