Despite successful implementation of the Iran nuclear deal — and Iran’s concurrent release of five long-held American prisoners in a ‘swap’ for a handful of embargo violators — the well-earned, traditional victory lap by the Obama Administration had to be postponed when Republicans in the expensive corporate box seats, apoplectic over the event’s outcome, sprayed the field with automatic fire from machine gun emplacements, sending the successful players rushing to the dressing rooms for cover.
In another development, a delegation of Yee-hadis was dispatched from the Malheur Wildlife Sanctuary in Oregon to reinforce the Republicans with cases of ammunition, snacks and a small supply of the dildos they’d received from a grateful nation for themselves standing “their” ground (metaphorically speaking) in Oregon.
The gunfire is expected to continue, sporadically, until the limited supply of ammunition runs out, some of the shooters have to leave for scheduled fundraising events and others suffer anaphylactic shock from the steady diet of Granola and Twinkies.
A rescheduled awards ceremony is expected to follow soon afterward.
~ Talk amongst yourselves ~