Closing statements:
Kasich: Pretty much as incoherent as ever. Loves South Carolina. We’re all part of a big mosaic. I’ll send the power back. Spirit of America. The Lord wants us to engage. I have no idea what he’s talking about. But he feels inspired.
Carson: More coherent than Kasich, bizarrely. Then he starts talking about Stalin. Stalin is bringing us down? Not if you vote for Carson. He’ll empower you.
Jeb!: The next president will be faced with an unforeseen challenge. Deep shit, there, Jeb! He’ll be a uniter. “We” led in Florida after natural disasters and shit. Not sure that the royal “we” is the way to go here.
Rubio: It’s a difficult time in our country. Jobs. Culture. Right and wrong. Dogs and cats sleeping together. But 2016 can be a turning point and if you elect him we’ll, well, reboot. By outlawing abortion and gay marriage. Laws that come from God. Scary shit there.
Cruz: “Our country literally hangs in the balance.” Seems to be hitting Rubio as a DC guy who will work with Democrats. Brings in Scalia. Says 2nd amendment, life, religious liberty on the line. More scary shit.
Trump: We’ll make our country great again. We’re not winning now but will win again, blah blah blah. Says everybody else on the stage is there for the special interests. He won’t be.