Go ahead, Mitch. Make our day.
Diss the president again. Pretend he doesn’t have the right to nominate a judge to fill Scalia’s seat. While you’re at it, maybe you should call him “boy” and ask him to shine your shoes for you.
We will hang your actions around your neck and drop you into the bottom of one of your Kentucky coal mines.
Picture this ad on TV, over and over during election season.
An empty leather chair.
While we watch it, we hear quotes from Cruz, Trump, Rubio, about their views on abortion, immigration, gay marriage, gun control, and The Affordable Care Act. Remind the viewers how the next president will fill that chair.
Show clips of McConnell and a Republican Senate refusing to do their job.
Remind a Democratic electorate that still largely respects the president how shabbily the Republicans have treated him. Remind the viewers not that Republicans don’t know how to govern, but that they don’t believe in government at all.
Unless, of course, it can block you from marrying who you love. Or about whether you can make decisions about your own body.
Fade to black.